Donkey Punch!

I shaved my balls and cut my penis in two. Horrific thought, awful dream. First and foremost, why the hell was I dreaming about balls, my balls, but balls in a dream is like caviar with chocolate, just wrong and wrong. Secondly while I shaved my artificial balls I managed to cut my penis in two pieces, that’s just sick. I hate you, man of dreams. And how the heck did I manage to do that, it wasn’t like I stood there with a kitchen knife and shaved the whole package.  Freaky, freaky man of dreams, trying to scare me out of my own skin. It’s a good morning, isn’ it? Except for the grey clouds and the cold wind and the darkness. Well, isn’ it time for us to get some energy now? For the sun to show it’s pretty self and make us just a little bit more awake and alert?!

Well, I’m off to work now, see you all later in the day and/or evening. And for fuck sake give me some love, love, love. Please! (a man begging is just pathetic, but hey what the hell?!) Bye for now.

Here it goes again, late night at work. Better go to bed but I want to share something, just an idea I had that I really can’t explain. All these ideas are fucking my mind up, I want to share something but it’s not really any idea just because my mind works in mysterious ways and I hate promising something to myself and others, that I may never even do. It sucks big donkey penis, yes it does. I’m not good at this, especially not at this hour my head and eyes are requiring a pillow and I hate to sleep it’s a fucking waste of time it’s nice but I don’t like it anyways. So somethings are going to change just like I’ve promised before but as always they aren’t finished but hopefully they will be finished in a short amount of time so that I can start concentrating solely on my writing and nothing else. Now I have to go to sleep (Interesting? No!) I really do. Good night and good luck, I’m drifting away towards the land of dreams as I’m singing a lullaby to myself, gosh what a beautiful voice I have…fucking awesome.

Happy Fuckin’ New Year’s Eve. This was a year of many new discoveries and many new revelations. A good year. A great year. A fast year. But now it’s time to look forward, to see what you want to happen and what you want to do.

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Obstacles are as hard as you make them and as easy as you let them be. To dream is an fantastic thing. 
Without dreams, life would be simple and dull. If you don’t dream of what you can accomplish, why
bother accomplish anything at all? I’m not saying that people without dreams or imagination are dull
or unsuccessful people, I’m just thinking of my own potential and how good it feels to have dreams and
goals to reach. It’s a lovely thing, quite similar to love actually. The tingly feeling, the nervous guy in the
corner, the hand-sweat, the stuttering, the mind-blocks , yeah everything reminds me of love in some way.

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